oh my god shoes

[lovely_wind]

Ugh! I'm having, like, a total bad hair day! And, like, I think there might've been something in those cookies, ya know? This is gonna be a great day! Like, NOT!

You know what *I* need, you guys? Some RETAIL THERAPY! Who wants to hit the MALL?

LET'S GET SOME SHOES.

Now where did I leave my dad's credit card...

Comments

[lovely-wind.livejournal.com]

OMG, you're like totally hot. Do you wanna hang out? I promise I'm eighteen~!

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

Uhh, how about NO. I mean, I AM hot, I bet, but I don't want to!

*Yet he's getting weird butterflies in his stomach AGAIN for the THIRD girl today. BUT EWW GIRLS ARE GROSS so he's in denial and doesn't realize what this even is. lol new hormones.*

[lovely-wind.livejournal.com]

*oh no you d-in't!* Omg, well fine! Who wants to hang out with a total loser like you, anyway?

*and now she's going to buy another pair of shoes to make up for the rejection*

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

I'm NOT a loser, you're just... uh... totally very weird.

Whatever.

*... aaa girls are weird*